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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The 1970’s tv star Ed Asner, continues to publicly criticize the current form of government in the United […]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actor Ed Asner, continues to push for the United States to abandon democracy and replace it with socialism, […]