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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CIA Director and former four star general David Petraeus, resigns after the FBI exposes that he had been having […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, FBI Director Robert Mueller stated that he was offended by […]