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BREAKING NEWS – Boston Massachusetts – Jurors in the trial of James “Whitey” Bulger, the onetime Boston gang boss, have found him guilty of racketeering […]
BREAKING NEWS – Santa Monica, California – Boston gangster James “Whitey” Bulger, is captured near L.A. after being on the run for 16 years, to avoid […]