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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After receiving an award at the Golden Globes, actress Jody Foster announces that she is retiring from acting, […]
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Mel Gibson and Jody Foster’s new movie is being called the biggest flop so far in 2011. Film critics […]