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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Joe Jackson, the father of the late Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson and the mastermind behind The Jackson […]
BREAKING NEWS – Sao Paulo, Brazil – A Brazilian hospital says Joe Jackson — the father of the late Michael Jackson and the patriarch of […]