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BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Pennsylvania – Joe Paterno who recently got fired as football coach of Penn State after a scandal, is now weighing […]
BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Pennsylvania – At a press conference, former Penn State coach Joe Paterno gets emotional and states that he wish he […]