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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on “NBC’s “Meet the Press,” outgoing Health and Human Services…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another embarrassing moment for Kathleen Sebelius during her farewell speech after her resignation, when…

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BREAKING NEWS –Washington, D.C. – It’s now official, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius is resigning from the Obama…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Larry Basich, a 62-year-old Vegas resident, has now been stuck with a $407,000…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius has touted “dramatic” improvement in the…

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BREAKING NEWS Washington D.C. – Fewer than 50,000 Americans have thus far bought a health-care plan on the problem-plagued ObamaCare…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – During her testimony in front of the Senate Finance Committee, Health and Human Services…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While testifying before Congress, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, states that even…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius states that the disastrous launching of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More and more people are demanding that Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius…

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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – While speaking to the World Health Assembly, U.S. Health and Human Secretary Kathleen Sebelius…

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