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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Denver-based Secret Service agent who reportedly suggested that she would rather go to jail than take a bullet […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A special agent-in-charge with the United States Secret Service is not afraid to use social media to voice her […]