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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kris Jenner announces that she is calling it quits after she filed for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kris and Bruce Jenner have confirmed they separated a year ago,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kris Jenner offends Native Americans, by calling her son-in-law Kris Humphries…

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