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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muppets star Miss Piggy, now openly admits that she used to date Mayor Michael Bloomberg, while […]
BREAKING NEWS – Boca Raton, Florida – The National Enquirer say that they now have proof that Miss Piggy from Sesame Street had an affair around […]