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BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – Mr. Potato Head was photographed running for his life, after an employee at McDonald’s attempted to push him into […]
BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – Mr. Potato Head has been arrested and charged with killing his missing wife. The Boise police say that he […]