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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Perth, Australia – Two Aboriginal dancers file a sexual harassment lawsuit against Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II. They…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – The Disney Corporation files a lawsuit against the British monarchy for copyright infringement, alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Queen Elizabeth II is reported to be very upset and inconsolable over her grandson…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After getting caught with five kilograms of cocaine, Queen Elizabeth II was photographed in…

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