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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Cy Young winner Roger Clemens’ return to baseball, has now motivated other athletes to come out of retirement. […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department states that it is well prepared for the second trial of former baseball star Roger Clemens. […]