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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan is lead away in handcuffs after her probation was revoked by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Attorney Shawn Chapman Holley proclaims Lindsay Lohan’s innocence after she was charged with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – While in court for the most recent violations of the provisions of her…

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