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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In order to show diversity, Marvel Comics announces that the new Spiderman will be half black […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on Dateline at NBC, Spider-Man stated that even though he has no problem […]