For the record, Emerson Rippington (the editor) is an idiot).
Writers and Contributing Writers:
Rod Raynes
Elsa Martinez
Frank Fiorelli
“Dallas” Houston
Anastasia Beskar
M.C. Moynihan
Frances Oliver Xavier
Plus approximately 17 contributors
Unconfirmed Breaking News
PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!