COMMENTARY: I’d never “rough’em” up (even though I’d be tempted). I think I would probably find their dentures when they went to bed at night, and then with the use of a pair of pliers, pull out every other tooth.
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COMMENTARY: I’d never “rough’em” up (even though I’d be tempted). I think I would probably find their dentures when they went to bed at night, and then with the use of a pair of pliers, pull out every other tooth.