BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Christian numerologist David Meade claims that the world will end tomorrow when “Planet X” will, supposedly, collide with Earth. According to Meade, recent events, such as the solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse. NASA has repeatedly said Planet X is a hoax. Meade stated that after the earth gets hit, it will break up into large pieces. He added that to his knowledge, no one’s homeowner’s insurance protects them from such a disaster. Thus, Meade has announced that he has secretly negotiated a deal with both State Farm and Geico, and people all over the globe have only one day to send him $500 in U.S. bills, for the adequate coverage to rebuild their homes while they are flying through space.
