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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Kamakura, Japan – The wave of animosity in Japan toward President Obama continues to grow after his Asian…

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                                              AN ISOLATED HO– USE

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Declassified documents reflect that Astronaut Neil Armstrong retrieved the head of a robot from…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Athens, Greece – A very angry traveler at Athens International Airport, that refused both the full…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – On 5/31/10, Israeli commandos boarded a flotilla of six aid vessels trying to break Israel’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – At a press conference, Gloria Allred states that she is flying to Chile…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montreal, Canada – A duck is photographed that desires to fly south for the winter, appears to…

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THE LONELY DIRT ROAD

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BREAKING NEWS – Sanaa, Yemen – A suspected terrorist was critically injured after a bomb he created, exploded. He had…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Four Somali pirates drowned in the Indian Ocean today. During the middle of…

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                SPLASHING BEAUTY

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A House Ethics panel has found Congresmman Charles Rangel of New York guilty on 11…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Department of Labor is now recommending that all employers should start asking anyone…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An awkward moment took place during the Senate hearings, when the entire room…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida  – The CEO of the Carnival Cruise Corporation Mickey Arison, says that he does not…

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AUTUMN/CURVES

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the U.S. Justice Department, it was like a Cold War spy novel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has stated, that since she announced that she is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On July 9th of 2010, the U.S. and Russia completed the largest spy swap/trade…

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THE MYSTERIOUS MAN FROM PHILADELPHIA

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