BREAKING NEWS – Landover, Maryland – The Washington Redskins owner and Native Americans plan to have a meeting in the near future. Native Americans have been emphatic about the name of the team in which many of them find offensive. The owner said he will agree to a new title, but he would like it to be consistent with the one they already have. He suggested, instead of calling them “Redskins” he’d call them “Indians with a Sunburn”. The Native Americans didn’t appear to like that one either, and they said the title was way too long.