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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 9 years old and I really like going trick-or-treating. But every year when I come home, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I dumped another woman I recently met after only a few dates, because I felt she took a scripture out…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married twenty years and my wife wants a facelift. She said she’s doing it for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I finally have a police record after I was accused of acting like a terrorist, after being arrested earlier…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another man was apprehended after he cleared the White House fence Wednesday night, the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court made a rare correction on Wednesday to a dissent written…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palmdale, California – The California city of Palmdale was ready to roll out the red carpet this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Based on a joint statement made last year by California Senators Dianne Feinstein and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Petaluma, California – Petaluma police have recovered nine little green men that went missing from residences on…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The Ancient Olympic Games were religious and athletic festivals held every four years at the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Detroit officials are fuming after two visiting United Nations lawyers scolded the city for…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The origin of Jack o’ Lantern carving is uncertain but the custom appeared to have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – The latest controversy to bubble up in the Texas gubernatorial race involves none of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Georgetown, Guyana – The South American Goliath (Theraphosa blondi) is the world’s largest spider, according to Guinness…

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BREAKING NEWS – Upper Marlboro, Maryland – Hundreds of people departed the gymnasium of the Dr. Henry A. Wise, Jr….

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