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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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HE BROUGHT HOPE TO A HOPELESS WORLD

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married for almost ten years, and I feel I have the 15 year old stepson…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was waiting on a bus in downtown Chicago, while standing next to a woman and her son who were…

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A VERY LARGE SNOWMAN

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The FBI is now investigating the possibility that North Korea was not behind the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nairobi, Kenya – Condé Nast Traveler which is popular publication for tourists, lists hotels where wild animals…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “American Sniper,” Clint Eastwood’s movie about Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the deadliest sniper in…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Execution by electrocution, usually performed using an electric chair, is an execution method originating in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – For the past 30 years, scientists have been exploring a cemetery in Egypt whose…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association posted a link on its website telling…

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JUST ONE PLAYER

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bill Cosby’s wife came to his defense Monday, saying the embattled comedian was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Federal Aviation Administration has announced some new federal laws regarding “passengers rights”, in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The premiere of Seth Rogen and James Franco’s comedy “The Interview”…

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THE PRACTICE RUN

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BREAKING NEWS – Haifa, Israel – As early human milestones go, it’s as big as they get: the “invention” of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After weathering one of the most embarrassing days in her career, Sony Pictures…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – George Clooney was wracked by a monumental sense of failure after his latest…

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THE WINTER SUN AT DUSK

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