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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump shared his feelings for Bernie Sanders on the “O’Reilly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton states at press conference that she has no intention of going on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill O’Reilly challenges Univision anchor Jorge Ramos on the “O’Reilly Factor”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Outgoing U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder says he has one regret: his department’s court…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama finally comments on his combative interview with Bill O’Reilly on Super Bowl…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Recently fired Ed Schultz of MSNBC along with CNN, have filed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Reverend Delman Coates and Reverend Emmet Burns appear on the O’Reilly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The President of the American Constitution Society Caroline Fredrickson, defends ObamaCare…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After months of speculation, Bill O’Reilly of the O’Reilly Factor public…

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BREAKING NEWS – The Hague, Netherlands – After months of hearings, the World Court has determined that United States succession…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Republican Donald Trump states that he is seriously considering a run for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Midway through an interview, President Obama gestures with his thumb, that Bill O’Reilly will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats and republicans have secretly began to draft a law that would permanently…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after…

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