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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sharon Bialek, who accused Herman Cain of inappropriate behavior, is now on the verge…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Herman Cain is said to be doing fine after the doctors used over a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Attorney Gloria Allred who is now representing Sharon Bialek because of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gloria Allred is now the attorney for Sharon Bialek, who alleges…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul’s reputation of being anti-military is now starting to hurt his campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – While holding a press conference in Afghanistan, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton tries to poke…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking on his radio program, Al Sharpton questions if GOP…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, states that presidential candidate Herman Cain is against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza Herman Cain, wins the Florida GOP Presidential Straw Poll….

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