BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sharon Bialek, who accused Herman Cain of inappropriate behavior, is now on the verge of getting evicted from her home for not paying the rent. Her attorney Gloria Allred, stated that she has no intentions of paying Bialek’s bills. Allred added, that it has always been the policy of her law firm, not to ever financially assist any attention-seeking air-headed blondes after they already acquired their fifteen minutes of fame.