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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – President Assad is now been accused of “kissing up” to America, in an attempt to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The United States would retaliate against Syrian President Bashar Assad’s air defenses if he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After hearing that President didn’t follow through with his threats to President Assad regarding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Both democrats and republicans are not buying President Obama’s recent statement regarding Syria that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama, in an address to the nation, says he has asked Congress to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations have voted unanimously for President Obama and President…

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