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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Both democrats and republicans are not buying President Obama’s recent statement regarding Syria that he made at a warehouse that stored food. President Obama is now alleging that he misspoke last year in 2012, when he stated that if President Assad used chemical weapons he would be crossing a “red line”. He explained that what he meant to say was he would be crossing a “bread line”, and he would then prohibit bakeries from exporting their products to Syria.