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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – Another celebrity “loses it” during live tv. While being interviewed on local tv station…

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TOP HAT JACK

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THE SMILING SNOWMAN

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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The local police acknowledge that there has been a dramatic increase in publicly intoxicated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – After a three month long investigation by the Tokyo Police Department along with several…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A neighborhood bully when I was a teenager in Chicago, had an insensitive habit of tackling and destroying snowmen that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The initial report that eight misguided snowmen stood around several candles for hours, has…

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DESIGNING A SNOWMAN

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – After stating for years that he was innocent, local police has issued a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The ACLU files a lawsuit against the Anchorage Police Department for the death of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Maywood, Illinois – A large crowd of angry snowmen marched to the mayor’s office demanding that he…

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THE WELL DRESSED SNOWMAN