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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The initial report that eight misguided snowmen stood around several candles for hours, has been updated. The Anchorage Police Department now state that the snowmen were fully aware of the consequences of their actions, after a detective discovered their slush soaked suicide note.