BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A book called “Reasons To Vote For Democrats“ by the Daily Wire’s Michael J. Knowles is currently the number 7 book overall on Amazon’s best seller list, with almost 300 reviews and nearly a perfect five-star rating. The funny part? Its pages are blank and has a table of contents, a bibliography, and 266 numbered, mostly-white pages to boot. Knowles says he is currently working on the sequel in regards to democrats, that he promises will have twice as many reasons to vote for them.