BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chuck Schumer stated that he is still outraged that Donald Trump fired U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara, along with 45 others. When asked how did he feel when on April 12, 1993 President Bill Clinton fired 93 U.S. Attorneys in one day, Schumer explained while stammering, “Well uh… uh, President Trump was abrupt in his terminations, whereas President Clinton was tender and compassionate when he gave those attorneys the boot.”
