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BREAKING NEWS – Sanford, Florida – The New Black Panthers state that they are now gearing up for a race war in the United States. They are blaming white people for the high unemployment of inner cities, poisoning the streets with drugs, and for getting Sherri Shepherd voted out on “Dancing With The Stars”.