BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In their next session, Congress plans on voting on a law which mandates that inside all men’s bathrooms, they must sell feminine products to accommodate women that identify themselves as men. They also want a law exclusively for men’s bathrooms in bars, to supply them with pens and pads of papers for taking notes. The purpose is, so guys can keep track of what are the most effective “pick up lines” in that particular bar, that women are stupid enough to fall for.
