BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA has just made contact with a lost spacecraft after nearly two years. In October 2014, the situation looked serious for NASA engineers working on the Solar and Terrestrial Relations Observatory (STEREO) mission when they lost touch with one of two sun-studying spacecraft eight years after launch. After almost 22 months of radio silence, engineers were able to make contact once again with the lost satellite from a whopping 189-million miles away. Unfortunately, a homeless humanoid looking creature is now living inside the spacecraft, and stated it has no plans on leaving anytime soon. To deal with this issue, NASA’s legal department announced they will begin eviction procedures by giving the inhabitant a 30 day eviction notice, in an attempt to get rid of the intergalactic squatter.