BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN releases a statement acknowledging that lead political analyst “Wolf” Blitzer is under investigation by police, for a series […]
COMMENTARY: Conservatively speaking, I’m guessing 95% of you have done it. (Especiallly if you ever dated a moron that’s similar to me).
I was hungry yesterday, so I went to Subway to get something to eat. After looking at the large variety of meats and other toppings, […]
COMMENTARY: I heard that the average European’s sense of smell, isn’t as keen as the average American’s. That would explain a lot.
BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Rory Reid, who happens to be the son of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, is currently under investigation […]
BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The editor in chief of WikiLeaks Julian Paul Assange, has stated that he and some of his investors plan […]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – It was initially reported last week that fired NPR President Vivian Schiller and senior vice president Ron Schiller were not […]
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Since being fired by his former hit show “Two and a Half Men”, Charlie Sheen is now alleging that […]
BREAKING NEWS – Dayton, Ohio – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder forces Dayton to lower their standards (test scores) so more minority applicants can become […]
A SUNSET IN VERMONT
BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The Vatican shows that they are now embracing modern technology. Pope Benedict XVI boldly stated that he now regularly […]