BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Due to the amount of people recently killed, Chicago now has the highest murder rate in America. Mayor Rahm […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Milford, New Hampshire – A supporter for GOP nominee Mitt Romney, shows him a picture on her iphone. Romney later admitted that […]
BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Record numbers people are placing millions of dollars in bets in Sin City, over how long it will […]
BREAKING NEWS – Jiuquan, China – Liu Yang forces herself to smile while being photographed with two male astronauts. Even though she is just a […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Singer Chris Brown states that he is not in the least bit concerned, that the latest […]
I have now developed a very nasty attitude towards my son. For Father’s Day, I appreciated that he came over early this morning just to […]
COMMENTARY: Keep in mind, that if you later feel guilty about cremating them, you can always put some ice cubes in the urn.
COMMENTARY: I could understand hair extensions at that age, but I think dentures might be a bit much.
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that he fully supports Marlboro’s desire to sell marijuana at cigarette machines, for two reasons. The […]
BREAKING NEWS – New Harmony, Indiana – A first grader has an adult reaction when her computer repeatedly freezes up. She was suspended for three […]
BREAKING NEW – Tehran, Iran – After a record amount of voting, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announces the two finalists in their nationwide annual challenge. The […]