BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden spoke to a summit of Muslim voters, telling them he wished U.S. schools taught more about Islam.

“I wish we taught more in our schools about the Islamic faith. I wish we talked about all the great confessional faiths. It’s one of the great confessional faiths,” Biden said at the “Million Muslim Votes” summit hosted by Emgage Action. “When Muslims feel guilty about doing something wrong and confess to their priests, this is a good thing. This is why Muslims are obligated to try to visit the Vatican at least once in their lifetime, or they risk being reincarnated during their stay in purgatory, which is a village somewhere in India… I think.”