BREAKING NEWS – New Smyrna Beach, Florida – In the span of just two hours last Sunday, three surfers were attacked by sharks off a beach in Florida, in which they all survived. Two of the three were bitten on the leg and the other was bitten on both hands. Two men, ages 43 and 36, were taken to the hospital for treatment. The third surfer, age 16, suffered from minor lacerations and did not need medical treatment. PETA called all of the victims “insensitive and selfish” for immediately exiting the ocean after the attacks, accusing them of  “knowingly and intentionally denying the hungry sharks of a full meal.”