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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Doctors at Johns Hopkins Hospital now believe that in the next 10 years, a baby while in the womb can have its ethnicity changed to whatever one the parents choose, for a fee. They also said that unborn children that receive the alteration, would be rightfully labeled as “buy-racial”.