BREAKING NEWS – Poundbury, Britain – Britain’s Queen Elizabeth was photographed looking at products on the shelves at a Waitrose supermarket during a visit to the town of Poundbury. Store security acknowledged that they always follow her around after she enters, due to her reputation of having secret pockets sewn into her jackets and hats, and then later “alleging” that she has Alzheimer’s with no concept of her compulsive shoplifting.