BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A new bombshell book called “Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief.” by New Yorker writer Lawrence Wright, sends shock waves throughout the entertainment industry. According to Wright, Tom Cruise’s ultimate purpose is to protect humanity from aliens who are bent on destroying us, and ultimately the planet. Upon hearing this, Mexicans living in America are now threatening to boycott Cruise’s films if he doesn’t immediately apologize.