I did something really dumb a few weeks ago. I ordered a magic carpet directly from some Arabian Knights in Baghdad and I paid $2200.00 for it. It was little bit dusty when it arrived, so I had it shampooed. After it dried, I sat on it and gave the command for it to fly… but nothing happened. I called the Arabian Knights, and they told me that the shampoo destroyed the magical elements of the flying carpet and it also invalidated the warranty. Outraged, I repeatedly called my local Better Business Bureau, but they have yet to respond to my voice messages. To be perfectly honest, I feel like a fool and I am discouraging anyone from purchasing any products from that company because of their very questionable business practices.