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A friend of mine recently took a course called “Basic Comprehension”. He said everyone that passed, received an understanding ovation.

Recently, I had to intervene when two of my friends were having a heated irrational argument on what would happen if a grape stayed out […]

I recently saw something really strange when I went to a store that I have never been in before. The customers didn’t use money. For […]

A friend of a friend of mine works at Area 51, where he said there are living space aliens. And he explained that one of […]

If women considered to be overweight are “plus size”, why aren’t women who are underweight called “minus size”? I think there should be a numeric […]

A friend of mine recently got married to one of his co-workers. He said he saved money by not going to a jeweler, because he […]

A friend of mine that is really tech savvy, created something that he thinks might become very popular. Here’s how it works. If a person […]

One evening, I got into a fight with one guy in the back of some businesses. I avoided getting punched as he circled me due […]

A group of people got together and formed an organization a few months ago, and they live together in the wilderness. They don’t wear clothes, […]

People have all sorts of phobias. I have a friend of mine that’s terrified of going to the equator. And after thinking about it, I […]

When I was in the 4th grade, I had the worst grades in the entire class. Finally, another student joined our class that was even […]

I have a friend of mind, that told me his 80 year-old grandfather is obsessed with nailing things together. After thinking about it, I told […]

Sometimes I hate answering my phone. Recently when it rings, it’s an automated or pre-recorded voice message, telling me where I can buy canoes, rafts, […]

In my opinion, when a person wears certain patterns and colors, it can actually tell you something about them. For example, if a person often […]

My wife booked this room for me, but she didn’t give me the name of the hotel. The person who took the picture took it […]

No math class that I have ever taken, has ever quoted the number, “umpteen”… because it doesn’t exist. I feel only idiots refer to that […]

A friend of mine works at a hotel that caters to zombies. He hates it there and said he can’t wait to get out of […]

When I was in the Air Force, a friend of mine got in trouble after he broke into the chow hall after hours, motivated by […]

I have a friend that is a compulsive liar, and regularly makes up things that aren’t true. He told me that he was going to […]

I witnessed the strangest thing the other day. I saw a cop standing in front of his vehicle. And every time someone would walk by, […]

The place where people park their boats, has no defense when a tornado rolls in. They are nothing more than sitting docks.  

Children can be very creative and weird when they get bored. During Covid at the time there was no school, my next-door-neighbor’s four kids invented […]

Zebras in east and southern Africa received a letter from a group of the area’s deadliest  predators. The letter appeared to be an apology for […]

A friend of mind use to have a poultry farm that was thriving, and he was making lots of money. However, lately he can barely […]

In many business offices, they often have tall rubber or plastic plants. But in my opinion, considering where the plants are, they should be called […]

I recently called a local meteorologist and asked her if there was going to a blizzard the following day. She emphatically told me there was […]

A friend of mine recently bought a cell phone, and put the image of a horse on the back of it. He said ever since […]

I have a friend of mine that’s coroner who’s a coroner, and he said he plans on retiring soon, because he wants to create a […]

Something really weird recently happened after I was looking on my wrist at my new Timex. I didn’t hear the sound of ticking, so I […]

A friend of mine just starting a business, where he delivers food to people’s homes, they are sick and shut-in. He does it using his […]

I was taking a stroll in Atlantic City when I noticed that everyone I went by seemed to be disinterested, blasé, and inattentive. And I […]

I have a friend of mine who is completely tone deaf, and she sounds horrible! I decided to give her a gift that would encourage […]

A friend of mine who is a pilot, recently tried to acquire a small private jet to start a business. His idea was to shuttle […]

I recently went out and bought some knives, and when I got home, I realized that none of them were sharp. In hindsight, I should’ve […]

I have a friend of mine who works at T-Mobile, that is constantly trying to lose weight. And she was insulted when I told her […]

In my opinion, some women are just way too vain and obsessed with their appearance. I based that on the fact that I went golfing […]

I have a friend of mine that works at Goodyear. His job is to make sure that a tag is on every tire, showing that […]

I have a friend of mine that’s a janitor at the Empire State Building. Unbeknownst to the public, janitors in the building compete in a […]