Pepé Le Pew has announced that he has finally gotten married. He said his wife is from another country, and she’s a smell order bride.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine along with a lot of other people, got hired at a shoe manufacturing company. When it was discovered that the new […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A few years ago at my church, I was assigned the task of screening and hiring a new deacon. After several interviews, I felt I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine said he got into an intense argument with a man that was slightly over four feet tall. He told me he […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My nephew is in college and an aspiring architect. While designing a building in one of his classes, he was criticized by his teacher for […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine works at a farm that breeds cows. He said when he was hired, he wanted to work days but they put […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine who is a senior citizen, told me she felt she was going bald and didn’t know what to do about it. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Luke 16:24 of the bible reads: “So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine that’s a mountain climber, has repeatedly asked me to join him on one of his expeditions. And every time he suggests […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently rented a U-Haul truck and I unfortunately parked in a no parking zone. When a cop gave me a ticket, I told him […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently had a dream that I was standing in front of Dracula. He looked at me, showed his fangs, and did his famous metamorphosis. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that has embraced a very strange form of bigotry. He is extremely overweight, and he said he feels that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine who happens to be Chinese, is really excited about getting hired as a chef in a Chinese restaurant. He said once […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I recently went to visit one of my friends, I saw him taking some medication. After about fifteen minutes, he was glaring at me […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I saw a friend of mine who was really depressed because he has failed again to get a job on Wall Street. I never think […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Sometimes, a person has a name that makes me very comfortable that they can perform a task very well on my behalf. That’s why when […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
One of the Great Lakes used to be patrolled regularly for security and safety purposes. Since those people are no longer there, that particular lake […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that used to work for a landscaper. For years he aspired to own his own business, and be the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
About six months ago, a friend of mine told me that because nowadays, people can identify themselves as anything they choose and it has to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Right before I got married two years ago, my wife told me that she would maintain our home and decorate it with the consistency of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine who is a coroner at the county morgue. When his boss asked him if he could remove all the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was a little boy, my siblings and I spent a few weeks on my grandparent’s farm. I was in charge of feeding the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that plans to start his own business. He stated that because this country is a melting pot of cultures, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am honest enough to admit that I sometimes misjudge people, based solely on their name. Last week, I found a wallet that a man […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Apartment landlords have become such greedy people. Nowadays, not only does tenants have to pay extra for having dogs and cats, but now they have […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I hate when talking to someone, they add an “s” to words that are already plural. For example, I have a friend that constantly says […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine was telling me that one of the largest migrations in the world by reindeer, takes place in the Northwest Territories of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went to a church with a friend of mine. He is a member of a new denomination comprised exclusively of vegans. In hindsight, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
One of the dumbest things I have ever seen before in my life, were two boys fighting on Mother’s Day. It turned physical after both […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine told that when a flock of pigeons flew over his head, he believed that some of them actually urinated on him. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am now very careful about doling out advice. A neighbor of mine told me that her husband’s snoring drives her crazy. I told her […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
One of the most common reasons for divorce, is money problems. Because of this reason, both pastors and justices of the peace have become more […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine told me that he has never in his lifetime became carsick. He said he believes that because he thinks he has […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have so much respect for the U.S. Navy. While swimming in the ocean, a friend of mine caught a cramp in his leg and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
According to the bible, in 1 Samuel 17:4, Goliath a champion who was from Gath that came out of the Philistine camp, was described as […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My wife is a nurse and has been for 25 years. Here’s my issue. Every time we get into a heated argument, when we go […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine from another country was telling me he couldn’t understand why so many people in this nation rack up so much credit […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine works at a place that manufactures playing cards. He told me that because there are 52 cards in a deck, the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
As I was walking home last night, a man approached me and his appearance was horrifying. When he stopped in front of me, chills ran […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend that over the years frequently gained about 100 pounds, and then diets and repeatedly loses all of it. She recently accused […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine accidentally injured his dog while playfully tossing it into the air in his living room. At the point he tossed the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
More and more churches nowadays in an attempt to be more “welcoming and inclusive”, are now condoning destructive vices in our society. The most recent […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am sick and tired of Hollywood injecting politics into movies! This nonsense started in 1939 by MGM, when they placed in the Wizard of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine that has pet insurance, recently found out that it wasn’t as good as he thought. Last week he went to the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My cousin takes a lot of pride in calling out racism, anytime he thinks he sees it. Recently he told me that it was very […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My nephew, who has always been a thief, finally got arrested when he was caught breaking into store after hours. He was attempting to steal […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s a dwarf, and he loves to cook in his double oven. Because he’s so short, when he needs […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Some people never change. A childhood friend of mine had the well deserved reputation of prying into other people’s business. He would constantly involve himself […]