If Satan’s runs his realm like a modern day corporation, his business would have an HR which keeps track of their person-hell.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s coroner who’s a coroner, and he said he plans on retiring soon, because he wants to create a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Something really weird recently happened after I was looking on my wrist at my new Timex. I didn’t hear the sound of ticking, so I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine just starting a business, where he delivers food to people’s homes, they are sick and shut-in. He does it using his […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was taking a stroll in Atlantic City when I noticed that everyone I went by seemed to be disinterested, blasé, and inattentive. And I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine who is completely tone deaf, and she sounds horrible! I decided to give her a gift that would encourage […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine who is a pilot, recently tried to acquire a small private jet to start a business. His idea was to shuttle […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went out and bought some knives, and when I got home, I realized that none of them were sharp. In hindsight, I should’ve […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine who works at T-Mobile, that is constantly trying to lose weight. And she was insulted when I told her […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In my opinion, some women are just way too vain and obsessed with their appearance. I based that on the fact that I went golfing […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Even though I can’t biblically prove it, I believe that if there are any businesses in hell where a person can buy some secondhand clothes, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend a mind that goes to mass weekly, is now debating if she wants to be identified as a woman even though she was […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that works at Goodyear. His job is to make sure that a tag is on every tire, showing that […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s a janitor at the Empire State Building. Unbeknownst to the public, janitors in the building compete in a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In high school, I was the class clown. Some of things I said were really stupid, even though I wasn’t wrong. For example, one of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently got a physical, and my doctor told me that I was in great shape. I was so happy to hear that, I got […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am thinking about inventing an electronic device for senior citizens. It will be worn on their wrists, and will constantly remind them that they […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The law finally caught up with a friend of mine for making some very shady business deals. Now the assets of his ice machine company […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Whenever someone calls 9-11, they should be clear and precise regarding the issue, because things can easily get lost in the communication. Here’s an example. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was in grade school, I got roughed up regularly by a bully. He promised me that he would always be able to beat […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine told me he called his credit card company, and explained that he owed them so much money, when he died, he’d […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend that’s a miner and he works deep below the ground. He’s getting married, his wedding day is next week, and unfortunately […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine is a cop, and he came up with a new design for the vehicles in his precinct. His idea is to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that just moved to America from Israel, that told me he planned opening up a fast-food restaurant that would […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I just bought an audio version of Britannica Encyclopedias… and it speaks volumes.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Traveling by air can be a very terrifying experience around Halloween. Especially with airlines temporarily hiring ghouls and zombies as fright attendants.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
People have all sorts of weird phobias. A friend of mine is terrified of round objects, and I told him he probably has a sphere […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine told me that when he goes on vacation with his kids by car, he warns his children that they will have […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine is really depressed that a lady he wants to be involved with, barely knows he’s alive. He asked me to help […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine that’s also a janitor, told me he got into a heated argument with a co-worker. He told me he was looking […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend told me that he and his entire family are extremely busy this weekend, with each individual completing tasks and running errands. He said […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Sometimes I have to be really direct to my friends, when they simply won’t take “no” for an answer. One of them that loves nature, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I met one of my new neighbors that happened to be a cop, and he told me that he runs the entire city. He said […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I parked my car in front of a Catholic church earlier this week, and then I walked to a nearby store. When I came back, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that designs clothes. She told me she wanted to create something that no one has ever seen before. I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was recently pulled over by a policeman. After he got out of his vehicle and walked up to my window, I asked what had […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In the world of psychology, there are countless phobias. I have a friend mine that told me, sometimes he is literally scared to breath air. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
An Hispanic friend of mine who is very ambitious, recently moved to Honolulu, to market a new refreshment he created. He named the beverage based […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine got into a heated exchange with his wife, and she was calling him every name imaginable. He simply referred to a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Nowadays, when people walk their pets in public, they are expected to clean up after them. However, if they had the same expectations in Bedrock, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Medical science for obstetricians, has come a long way. State-of-the-art ultrasounds have advanced so far, that they now produce images of hungry unborn babies, using […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
People are always suing stores when they get injured in them. I have an idea that will counter that. I think a business owner should […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine recently moved out of his apartment and he is worried about losing his security deposit. He is concerned because his girlfriend […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have noticed that the older a person is, the less likely they will censor themselves when they speak. I guess that’s why senior citizens […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Drug addicts are now injecting ink into their bodies using syringes, which is causing them to be hooked on pens and needles.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine was telling me about the most uncomfortable flight he had ever been on. He said that instead of the jet having […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Humans are not the only living creatures affected by dwarfism. In horses, it’s the Shetland pony, in dogs it’s the Chihuahua, and in spiders it’s […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Pepé Le Pew has announced that he has finally gotten married. He said his wife is from another country, and she’s a smell order bride.