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Pepé Le Pew has announced that he has finally gotten married. He said his wife is from another country, and she’s a smell order bride.

A friend of mine along with a lot of other people, got hired at a shoe manufacturing company. When it was discovered that the new […]

A friend of mine said he got into an intense argument with a man that was slightly over four feet tall. He told me he […]

My nephew is in college and an aspiring architect. While designing a building in one of his classes, he was criticized by his teacher for […]

A friend of mine works at a farm that breeds cows. He said when he was hired, he wanted to work days but they put […]

A friend of mine who is a senior citizen, told me she felt she was going bald and didn’t know what to do about it. […]

A friend of mine that’s a mountain climber, has repeatedly asked me to join him on one of his expeditions. And every time he suggests […]

I recently rented a U-Haul truck and I unfortunately parked in a no parking zone. When a cop gave me a ticket, I told him […]

I recently had a dream that I was standing in front of Dracula. He looked at me, showed his fangs, and did his famous metamorphosis. […]

I have a friend of mine that has embraced a very strange form of bigotry. He is extremely overweight, and he said he feels that […]

A friend of mine who happens to be Chinese, is really excited about getting hired as a chef in a Chinese restaurant. He said once […]

When I recently went to visit one of my friends, I saw him taking some medication. After about fifteen minutes, he was glaring at me […]

I saw a friend of mine who was really depressed because he has failed again to get a job on Wall Street. I never think […]

Sometimes, a person has a name that makes me very comfortable that they can perform a task very well on my behalf. That’s why when […]

One of the Great Lakes used to be patrolled regularly for security and safety purposes. Since those people are no longer there, that particular lake […]

I have a friend of mine that used to work for a landscaper. For years he aspired to own his own business, and be the […]

About six months ago, a friend of mine told me that because nowadays, people can identify themselves as anything they choose and it has to […]

Right before I got married two years ago, my wife told me that she would maintain our home and decorate it with the consistency of […]

I have a friend of mine who is a coroner at the county morgue. When his boss asked him if he could remove all the […]

When I was a little boy, my siblings and I spent a few weeks on my grandparent’s farm. I was in charge of feeding the […]

I have a friend of mine that plans to start his own business. He stated that because this country is a melting pot of cultures, […]

Apartment landlords have become such greedy people. Nowadays, not only does tenants have to pay extra for having dogs and cats, but now they have […]

I hate when talking to someone, they add an “s” to words that are already plural. For example, I have a friend that constantly says […]

A friend of mine was telling me that one of the largest migrations in the world by reindeer, takes place in the Northwest Territories of […]

A friend of mine told that when a flock of pigeons flew over his head, he believed that some of them actually urinated on him. […]

I am now very careful about doling out advice. A neighbor of mine told me that her husband’s snoring drives her crazy. I told her […]

One of the most common reasons for divorce, is money problems. Because of this reason, both pastors and justices of the peace have become more […]

A friend of mine told me that he has never in his lifetime became carsick. He said he believes that because he thinks he has […]

My wife is a nurse and has been for 25 years. Here’s my issue. Every time we get into a heated argument, when we go […]

A friend of mine from another country was telling me he couldn’t understand why so many people in this nation rack up so much credit […]

A friend of mine works at a place that manufactures playing cards. He told me that because there are 52 cards in a deck, the […]

As I was walking home last night, a man approached me and his appearance was horrifying. When he stopped in front of me, chills ran […]

I have a friend that over the years frequently gained about 100 pounds, and then diets and repeatedly loses all of it. She recently accused […]

A friend of mine accidentally injured his dog while playfully tossing it into the air in his living room. At the point he tossed the […]

I am sick and tired of Hollywood injecting politics into movies! This nonsense started in 1939 by MGM, when they placed in the Wizard of […]

A friend of mine that has pet insurance, recently found out that it wasn’t as good as he thought. Last week he went to the […]

My cousin takes a lot of pride in calling out racism, anytime he thinks he sees it. Recently he told me that it was very […]

My nephew, who has always been a thief, finally got arrested when he was caught breaking into store after hours. He was attempting to steal […]

I have a friend of mine that’s a dwarf, and he loves to cook in his double oven. Because he’s so short, when he needs […]

Some people never change. A childhood friend of mine had the well deserved reputation of prying into other people’s business. He would constantly involve himself […]