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I am sick and tired of my friends telling me that I’m a wimp, alleging that I’m intimidated and scared of my wife, because it’s […]

I have a friend of mine that plays in a jazz band, and his wife sells Mary Kay’s cosmetics. He told me that when they […]

DEFINITIONS skyjack – (an airliner), especially in order to hold the passengers and plane for ransom or for political reasons. carjack – to forcibly steal […]

My mother and father were intolerant of people using profanity in our home. They were so strict in that regard, that my parents didn’t allow […]

My niece who is really smart, regularly goes out of her way to try to make me look uneducated and stupid, because I would consistently […]

Some of my male friends tell me that I’m a wimp because I refuse to stand up to my wife. I respect their opinion, but […]

One thing that I have learned after recently getting married is, just because my wife is well educated, doesn’t necessarily mean…

A couple of days ago, I celebrated my birthday at T.G.I. Friday’s and finally met my new in-laws. I told my “step” daughter that if […]

My nephew who has had countless run-ins with the law, joined the Army last year and finally turned his life around. I was talking to […]

In the Book of Genesis, God had decided how He would create the earth and the sequence in which it would be done, and nothing […]

I received some good news this week. My cousin thought he was going to get fired from his job, but instead he only received some […]

I can still remember an incident when I was a kid, that had my parents fuming. On an autumn day, my mother and father told […]

My wife recently told me that one of my most irritating character flaws is how gullible I am. I couldn’t disagree with her more. I […]

For months, my nephew’s ex-girlfriend said he was the father of her child, and for months he denied it. When a paternity test proved that […]

I have a low opinion of people who steal, but dumb crooks during the holiday season in my view, are the absolute worst! Anyway, a […]

I have a new service that I am currently marketing. If anyone out there wants to pay a fee to hear someone utter a low, […]

I had one of the weirdest dreams of my life last night. I dreamt I was at a health club, and a terrifying monster was […]

I was at Walmart, with my sweetie yesterday, and she showed me a side of her that she warned me about. She told me that […]

In my opinion, most clichés are funny and strange, but there are a few of them that are genuinely dangerous. I have a close friend […]