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I went to Arby’s late at night right before they closed, and asked if they had any curly fries. When they said they were out […]

Sometimes I should listen more carefully when people are speaking to me, keep in mind I live in Las Vegas.  I thought a friend of […]

I am thinking about writing a screenplay, with the storyline revolving around a certain fruit that takes over the earth, and rules over humans with […]

I was once in a small town interacting with some of the citizens. They all told me that creating things with yarn was very important […]

A friend of mine had some issues when he ordered some items from Amazon. I suggested to him that he should contact them through their […]

If a person could be arrested because it was illegal while speaking to be redundant, I wonder if there would be a lot of repeat […]

I was in the kitchen of a friend of mine that told me he was going to toss me a couple of carton eggs, one […]

I have a friend of mind that told me that he regularly goes to Barnes & Noble to steal exclusively funny or humorous books. When […]

Do want to get really fat? Well here’s how you can do it. Purchase and listen to an audio that encourages people to overeat and […]

I was recently at the airport sitting in the terminal near a pilot. He accidentally sat on a lit cigarette and his pocket was quickly […]

A friend of mine told me that she is currently dating two men she cares deeply for, and that both are extremely jealous of each […]

I had a kitten a few years that I’ll never forget. It told me to constantly get people’s opinions on various subjects, keep track of […]

A friend of mine that owns a construction company, knows how to operate all of the heavy equipment. However, he told me that when he […]

I hate it when I get blamed for something that I didn’t do. At the beginning of this year,  while I was hanging out with […]