PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
BREAKING NEWS – Minsk, Belarus – A Belarus Orthodox believer plunges into icy waters as a priest blesses him on the eve of the Epiphany holiday. Thousands of believers jump into holes cut in ice, braving freezing temperatures, when they take part in a baptism ceremony at a newly established church called St. Pneumonia.