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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Chinese-Americans in Texas have now started a petition to have Rice University change their name, because they feel that the current title mocks their culture. They added that if they are successful, they’ll go to Dallas and use the exact same tactics on Soy Sauce Community College.