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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A spokesman for Beyoncé responds to the allegations that the pop star lip-synced “The Star Spangled Banner”at the Presidential inauguration . In a written statement he explained that Beyoncé is a very talented singer that always sings live, and that she only fakes pregnancies, not vocals.