BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sixty-four sailors that worked on the USS Carl Vinson when it was on its mission in the Middle East, will be kicked out of the Navy for drug use according to the Pentagon. The attorneys for all the sailors are alleging that they resorted to drugs, in attempt to duplicate the same “natural high” and “emotional rush” they felt after Osama bin Laden was killed and brought aboard, when they saw him with the top of his head blown off.