BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Disney’s “Lone Ranger” has now become the latest summer theatrical blockbuster bomb. A representative from PETA has stated that the boring, lame dialogue that the horses had to listen to, was comparable to animal abuse. And Native Americans are complaining in regards to the character“ Tonto”, stating that to their knowledge, no tribes in the United States in the 1800’spoke with a British accent, and also played rugby.