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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – The music world has now been rocked after it has been revealed that Elvis faked his own death because was embarrassed that his weight ballooned to nearly 300 pounds. The King plans to compete on NBC’s biggest loser next fall, while wearing stretch pants and some blue suede shoes.