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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During a rally in the Big Apple, Hillary is seen literally walking on the heads of her supporters. “I’m not concerned if I caused any concussions”, she later explained. “If they are dumb enough to vote for me, then they already had brain damage before I proudly strutted across their empty skulls.”